LesSons iN loGic

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If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
It’s your stupidity
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Behind every successful man,
there is a woman,
And behind every unsuccessful man,
there is too
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Every man should marry,
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life
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I was born intelligent,
Education ruined me
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Practice makes perfect………..
But nobody’s perfect………
So why practice?
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If it’s true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?………………………………………………………………………………..
Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.………………………………………………………………………………..
How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?………………………………………………………………………………..
Money is not everything,
There’s MasterCard & Visa
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One should love animals,
They are so tasty.
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The wise never marry,
And when they marry they become otherwise.………………………………………………………………………………..
Success is a relative term,
It brings so many relatives near you
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Never put off the work till tomorrow,
What you can put off today
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Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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Hard work never killed anybody,
But why take the risk?
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8 thoughts on “LesSons iN loGic

    Shankar Koirala said:
    July 4, 2007 at 4:53 pm

    FRIENDS ARE LIKE STARS
    U DONT ALLWAYS SEE THEM
    BUT THEY ARE ALWAYS THERE
    IF YESTERDAY BROUGT THE BEGINING
    AND TOMMORROW BRINGS THE END
    THEN SOMEWERE INBETWEEN
    WE BECOME THE BEST OF FREINDS

    weyouth said:
    July 5, 2007 at 10:25 am

    hey its nice. i this your own lines??

    utshab responded:
    July 5, 2007 at 11:48 am

    It is not my own lines but it is the collection of messages which i have got in my sms, mails and heard in somewheres.

    Prajwol said:
    July 5, 2007 at 8:27 pm

    Entertaining collections😀

    Sathi said:
    July 7, 2007 at 3:17 pm

    Ma hansdai chhu ahile :

    “If your father-in-law is a poor man,
    It’s your stupidity”

    Timro ke bichar chha ta?

    utshab responded:
    July 8, 2007 at 9:55 am

    I think that i shouldn’t be stupid! lol

    PRACAS UPRETI said:
    July 9, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    Behind every successful man, therez woman , and behind her somebody looking at her A**.

    kahi saathi , aarko ko sampati takne ho , haram ko kamai jahaile pani haram ma nai kharchha hunchha ni yara , tara je bhaye pani daami chha ,

    ani maile pani hyderabad huda euta keti ko tshirt ma dekheko thiye ” I’m still virgin and this is my old t shirt ” and arko pani tha chha ” it’s only for lovers “.

    Reality Bites said:
    July 10, 2007 at 11:36 pm

    Thanks for ur collection !!!
    I like your mast-head logo.
    Great head in your blog page.🙂

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