English Man : – Humare America mein War ho gaya hai
Sardar jee: – Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
English Man : – wo kaise?
Sardar jee : – Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar…..!!!
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!
Boss tells his new employee, “Santa Singh, I’ll give you 10 bucks an hour
starting today and in three months, I’ll raise it to 20 bucks an hour. So
when would you like to start?”Santa replied, “In 3 months.”
ik sardar jee se ek aadmeen poocha akkal badhi ya bhens tu sardar jee thodha sochne ke baad bole pehleh dono ki umer batao phir batoonga
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ”Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?”
”Haan” replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’
A Sardar, a Japanese, and a British were lost in the desert.
They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had
nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey.
The Japanese took the radiator, the British took the seat, and
the Sardar took the door.
After a while of walking the British asked the Japanese “I’m confused, why did
you bring the radiator?”
The Japanese responded, “If I get thirsty, I can drink the fluid.”
Next the Sardar asked the British “Why did you bring the seat?” So the British
said “If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can
sit on this comfortable seat.” Finally the Japanese asked the Sardar why he had
chosen the door.
The Sardar quickly responded to this question, “Well, when it gets
hot all I have to do is roll down the window.”
Sardar proposed a Girl……Girl said ”I”m 1yr elder to you”.
Sardar said ”Oh! No Problem Soniye, I”ll marry you NEXT YEAR.
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How”ll U
divide, Ur 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! Well apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: I’m writing a letter to my 6 yr old son, he can”t read very fast.
Flash news: A Two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars
have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is dieing in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies.
Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
The Meaning is YOU ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!
ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR
SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,
WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!
“Help…. the Titanic is going to be drowned….”
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God…
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up
to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards… !!
Q:) Why does sardarji brings binoculorses in his own marriage?
A:) To see his far reletavies.
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two
beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner.
So the two sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction.
This event really harrased the social nature of sardarji and
then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction .
While he was on his way to his office another Sardar saw him and asked
“Sardar Ji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho”
A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels,
but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?”
It’z doubly interesting”, said the Sardar. “TO start from the
middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning
A Sardar went to interview for a job in military…when he got to the Officer
Officer told him that new rules were in effect to check the education of candidates.
In order to get job 1must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered…
1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 24 seconds in a year.
Officer said, “OK, Its okay the “Today and Tomorrow”, so your answer is correct.
But how did you get only 24 seconds in a year?”
The Sardar replied, “Well, January 2nd & 22nd, February 2nd & 22nd, March 2nd & 22nd, etc….”