Continuation by Aman Yadav:
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks “kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?”
Sardarji replies “Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun”
This sardarji goes to see The Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat.
His friend asks him “kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai”
Sardarji replies “Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata ”
So this sardarji is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel on the road.
Can you guess what he might be thinking??
Saala aaj bhi girna padega!!!
Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, “What’s the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon.
We are sardars we will go direct to the sun.”
“But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we’ll melt.”
And the first answered, “So what, we’ll go at night.”