Month: December 2006

Nepal’s Peace Process: An Overview

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BACKGROUND

The peace process of Nepal has gained unique and extraordinary success in a very short period as comparison to the other countries. It has given its own example to the world. We are in the very close to the hopes as well as there are lots of fears, too. Although, there seems misunderstanding in some cases between the government and the Maoists as well as within Seven Party Alliance, they all are committed towards sustainable peace in Nepal and all are doing the best by their sides Read the rest of this entry »

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What is Love ?

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Love is an understanding so complete that you feel as if you are a part of the other person accepting the other person just the way they are and not trying to change them to be something else, Love is the source of unity.

Love is the freedom to pursue your own desires while sharing your experiences with the other person the growth of one individual alongside of and together with the growth of another individual, Love is the source of success.

Love is the excitement of planning things together the excitement of doing things together, Love is the source of the future, Love is the fury of the storm the calm in the rainbow, Love is the source of passion.

Love is giving and taking in a daily situation being patient with each other’s needs and desires, Love is the source of sharing, Love is knowing that the other person will always be with you regardless of what happens missing the other person when they are away but remaining near in heart at all times, Love is the source of security

Two souls with but a single thought, two heart that beat as once.

Sardar Jee-Have a Fun 3

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English Man : – Humare America mein War ho gaya hai
Sardar jee: – Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
English Man : – wo kaise?
Sardar jee : – Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar…..!!!

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

Boss tells his new employee, “Santa Singh, I’ll give you 10 bucks an hour
starting today and in three months, I’ll raise it to 20 bucks an hour. So
when would you like to start?”Santa replied, “In 3 months.”

ik sardar jee se ek aadmeen poocha akkal badhi ya bhens tu sardar jee thodha sochne ke baad bole pehleh dono ki umer batao phir batoonga

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ”Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?”
”Haan” replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’

A Sardar, a Japanese, and a British were lost in the desert.
They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had
nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey.
The Japanese took the radiator, the British took the seat, and
the Sardar took the door.
After a while of walking the British asked the Japanese “I’m confused, why did
you bring the radiator?”
The Japanese responded, “If I get thirsty, I can drink the fluid.”
Next the Sardar asked the British “Why did you bring the seat?” So the British
said “If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can
sit on this comfortable seat.” Finally the Japanese asked the Sardar why he had
chosen the door.
The Sardar quickly responded to this question, “Well, when it gets
hot all I have to do is roll down the window.”

Sardar proposed a Girl……Girl said ”I”m 1yr elder to you”.
Sardar said ”Oh! No Problem Soniye, I”ll marry you NEXT YEAR.

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How”ll U
divide, Ur 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! Well apply NEXT YEAR

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: I’m writing a letter to my 6 yr old son, he can”t read very fast.

Flash news: A Two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars
have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is dieing in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies.
Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
The Meaning is YOU ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!

ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR
DENIED
SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,
WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!

“Help…. the Titanic is going to be drowned….”
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God…
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up
to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards… !!

Q:) Why does sardarji brings binoculorses in his own marriage?
A:) To see his far reletavies.

Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two
beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner.
So the two sardars exchanged their sandwiches.

Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction.
This event really harrased the social nature of sardarji and
then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction .
While he was on his way to his office another Sardar saw him and asked
“Sardar Ji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho”

A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels,
but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?”
It’z doubly interesting”, said the Sardar. “TO start from the
middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning

A Sardar went to interview for a job in military…when he got to the Officer
Officer told him that new rules were in effect to check the education of candidates.
In order to get job 1must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered…
1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 24 seconds in a year.
Officer said, “OK, Its okay the “Today and Tomorrow”, so your answer is correct.
But how did you get only 24 seconds in a year?”
The Sardar replied, “Well, January 2nd & 22nd, February 2nd & 22nd, March 2nd & 22nd, etc….”

Intellegent Riddle

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John Kerry meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, “Your Majesty,
how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give
to me?”
“Well,” says the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.” Kerry frowns. “But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?”
The Queen takes a sip of tea. “Oh, that’s easy. You just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle.” The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. “Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”
Tony Blair walks into the room. “Yes, my Queen?” The Queen smiles, “Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your
brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?” Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, “That would be me.”
“Yes! Very good,” says the Queen.

Kerry goes back home to ask John Edwards, his vice presidential choice
the same question. “John. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.
It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”
“I’m not sure,” says John Edwards. “Let me get back to you on that one.” Edwards goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men’s room and recognizes Colin Powell’s shoes in the next stall. Edwards shouts, “Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?” Colin Powell yells back, “That’s easy. It’s me!” Edwards smiles, and says, “Thanks!” Then, Edwards goes back to speak with Kerry. “Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Colin Powell.”
Kerry gets up, stomps over to John Edwards, and angrily yells into his face, “No, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”

About Friendship

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• Sometimes in life v tend 2 run so fast tht v don’t notice friends running with us, we only notice thm wen we fall & they r there to hold us. So run, as I’m there 2 hold U

• Old friends r gold. New friends may be diamond. If u get diamond, don’t ever forget the gold coz to hold a diamond u always need a base of gold.

• Open ur door when u r alone, open ur heart when u feel sad, but don’t open ur hand when u need a friend, coz I’m already holding ur hand forever.

• U r my best friend forever & always we’re together too much but far not enough & if u die before I do ask God if heaven is got room for two

• Stars are unapproachable, Sun is very hot… Moon is too far… So God gave me a friend like you so that I can say ‘I’ve my own little Universe’

• When things go bad & ur strength is no longer enough 2 carry on don’t give up, coz where ur strength ends my worth as ur Friend begins.

• There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, that’s the gift of a wonderful person coming into ur life like I have in u!

• I want you to know that your friendship mean’s alot to me. If we were on a sinking boat & there’s only 1 lifejacket… I would really miss you.

• Friendship is a gift when it’s new, it’s a miracle when it’s true but u know what? It’s a blessing when it’is U

• A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when u have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious, a friend is U !

Sardar Jee-Have a Fun 2

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Continuation by Aman Yadav:

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks “kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?”
Sardarji replies “Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun”

This sardarji goes to see The Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat.
His friend asks him “kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai”
Sardarji replies “Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata ”

So this sardarji is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel on the road.
Can you guess what he might be thinking??
Saala aaj bhi girna padega!!!

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, “What’s the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon.
We are sardars we will go direct to the sun.”
“But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we’ll melt.”
And the first answered, “So what, we’ll go at night.”

I Just Called to Say I love You

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This is my best love song. Whenever i feel lonley and whenever i am in tension then i like to hear this song. I had heard this song when i was in class 9 for the first time buying the cassete of Just for You-Vol 2. And, i would like to dedicate this song to all of my frens and to all of you who visit my blog. Have a great enjoy with the lyrics of the song by Stieve Wonder:

No new yearss day
To celebrate
No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away
No first of spring
No song to sing
In fact heres just another ordinary day
No april rain
No flowers bloom
No wedding saturday within the month of june
But what it is
Is something true
Made up of these three words that I must say to you

I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart

No summers high
No warm july
No harvest moon to light one tender august night
No autumn breeze
No falling leaves
No even time for birds to fly to southern skies
No libra sun
No halloween
No giving thanks to all the christmas joy you bring
But what it is
Though old so new
To fill your heart like no three words could ever do.

I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart.

I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart

Of my heart
Of my heart