Sardar Jee-Have a Fun

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Hey dear frens,

Just read it silencly but laugh loudly ok. Man napare pani mero lagi bhaye pani hasidinu la.

1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Sardarji: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Sardarji: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Sardarji: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) Sardarji WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Sardarji: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Sardarji: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Sardarji: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Sardarji: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?
Sardarji: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Sardarji: four asterisks (****)!

5) Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Sardarji: 16
Friend: Why?
Sardarji: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Sardarji: What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a horror film. I didn’t see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Sardarji: Head Cleaner.

7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Sardarji:(crying) the doctor called, Mom’s dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend. (After 2 minutes) Sardarji cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Sardarji: my sister just called, her mom died too!

8) Sardarji ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Sardarji: That’s alright, me too…I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) Spelling lesson:

Sardarji’s Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful….is it one c or two c?
Sardarji: Make it three c to be sure!

3 thoughts on “Sardar Jee-Have a Fun

    Bunu said:
    November 16, 2006 at 10:23 pm

    Hi da,

    Keep it on. It is really a nice attempt and yasto jokes aru pani rakhnu hai.

    Aman Yadav said:
    November 19, 2006 at 5:02 pm

    Hi bro,
    I just want to say u that make it so that it looks best then the other n everybody likes to visit ur website bcz people now adays do not like to see that ? is good but likes to see ? is best. Mine wish is with u byee take care And it has become too late so good night. see u in the morning.

    Anup said:
    January 24, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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