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HR Department-It’s Interesting
True story. Office Humor:
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increment, no commendation. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager. His manager looked at him, smiled and asked him to sit down saying: ‘My friend you have not worked here for even a single day.’ The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
Manager: How many days are there in a year?
Man: 365 days and sometimes 366.
Manager: How many hours make up a day?
Man: 24 Hours. Read the rest of this entry »
Funny Foreign English Phrases
I have received it in my Mail:
1. Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
2. At a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS.
IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
3. Doctor’s office in Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Ant & Grasshopper
Ant & Grasshopper (I have recieved it in my mail. I found it interesting so i post it in my blog)
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs &
dances & plays the summer away.
Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The
Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in
the cold.
Modern Version Read the rest of this entry »
LesSons iN loGic
If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, It’s your stupidity .……………………………………………………………………………….Behind every successful man, there is a woman, And behind every unsuccessful man, there is too .……………………………………………………………………………….. Read the rest of this entry »
Family tens of a Nepali and an American Friend-Have a Fun
Here is an interesting riddle between a Nepali and an American Friend that I have got in my mail. I felt it interesting and put in this blog. So, you guys also may enjoy it. Have a Fun.
Two men, one American and a Nepali were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Nepali man said to the American,” You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love…I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.
“The American said, “Talking about love marriages… I’ll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. “After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law. My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father’s son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problems…. Give me a break!!”
Raed and Udnsertnad
Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a
porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?
yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Read And Understand………
Sardar Jee-Have a Fun 3
English Man : – Humare America mein War ho gaya hai
Sardar jee: – Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
English Man : – wo kaise?
Sardar jee : – Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar…..!!!
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!
Boss tells his new employee, “Santa Singh, I’ll give you 10 bucks an hour
starting today and in three months, I’ll raise it to 20 bucks an hour. So
when would you like to start?”Santa replied, “In 3 months.”
ik sardar jee se ek aadmeen poocha akkal badhi ya bhens tu sardar jee thodha sochne ke baad bole pehleh dono ki umer batao phir batoonga
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ”Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?”
”Haan” replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’
A Sardar, a Japanese, and a British were lost in the desert.
They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had
nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey.
The Japanese took the radiator, the British took the seat, and
the Sardar took the door.
After a while of walking the British asked the Japanese “I’m confused, why did
you bring the radiator?”
The Japanese responded, “If I get thirsty, I can drink the fluid.”
Next the Sardar asked the British “Why did you bring the seat?” So the British
said “If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can
sit on this comfortable seat.” Finally the Japanese asked the Sardar why he had
chosen the door.
The Sardar quickly responded to this question, “Well, when it gets
hot all I have to do is roll down the window.”
Sardar proposed a Girl……Girl said ”I”m 1yr elder to you”.
Sardar said ”Oh! No Problem Soniye, I”ll marry you NEXT YEAR.
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How”ll U
divide, Ur 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! Well apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: I’m writing a letter to my 6 yr old son, he can”t read very fast.
Flash news: A Two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars
have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is dieing in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies.
Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
The Meaning is YOU ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!
ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR
DENIED
SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,
WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!
“Help…. the Titanic is going to be drowned….”
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God…
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up
to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards… !!
Q:) Why does sardarji brings binoculorses in his own marriage?
A:) To see his far reletavies.
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two
beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner.
So the two sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction.
This event really harrased the social nature of sardarji and
then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction .
While he was on his way to his office another Sardar saw him and asked
“Sardar Ji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho”
A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels,
but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?”
It’z doubly interesting”, said the Sardar. “TO start from the
middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning
A Sardar went to interview for a job in military…when he got to the Officer
Officer told him that new rules were in effect to check the education of candidates.
In order to get job 1must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered…
1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 24 seconds in a year.
Officer said, “OK, Its okay the “Today and Tomorrow”, so your answer is correct.
But how did you get only 24 seconds in a year?”
The Sardar replied, “Well, January 2nd & 22nd, February 2nd & 22nd, March 2nd & 22nd, etc….”
Intellegent Riddle
John Kerry meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, “Your Majesty,
how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give
to me?”
“Well,” says the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.” Kerry frowns. “But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?”
The Queen takes a sip of tea. “Oh, that’s easy. You just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle.” The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. “Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”
Tony Blair walks into the room. “Yes, my Queen?” The Queen smiles, “Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your
brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?” Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, “That would be me.”
“Yes! Very good,” says the Queen.
Kerry goes back home to ask John Edwards, his vice presidential choice
the same question. “John. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.
It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”
“I’m not sure,” says John Edwards. “Let me get back to you on that one.” Edwards goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men’s room and recognizes Colin Powell’s shoes in the next stall. Edwards shouts, “Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?” Colin Powell yells back, “That’s easy. It’s me!” Edwards smiles, and says, “Thanks!” Then, Edwards goes back to speak with Kerry. “Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Colin Powell.”
Kerry gets up, stomps over to John Edwards, and angrily yells into his face, “No, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”
Sardar Jee-Have a Fun 2
Continuation by Aman Yadav:
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks “kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?”
Sardarji replies “Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun”
This sardarji goes to see The Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat.
His friend asks him “kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai”
Sardarji replies “Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata ”
So this sardarji is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel on the road.
Can you guess what he might be thinking??
Saala aaj bhi girna padega!!!
Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, “What’s the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon.
We are sardars we will go direct to the sun.”
“But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we’ll melt.”
And the first answered, “So what, we’ll go at night.”
Sardar Jee-Have a Fun
Hey dear frens,
Just read it silencly but laugh loudly ok. Man napare pani mero lagi bhaye pani hasidinu la.
1) BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Sardarji: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Sardarji: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Sardarji: Because that proves that I have a brain!
2) Sardarji WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Sardarji: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Sardarji: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Sardarji: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Sardarji: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!
4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend: What are you looking at?
Sardarji: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Sardarji: four asterisks (****)!
5) Marriage:
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Sardarji: 16
Friend: Why?
Sardarji: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.
6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Sardarji: What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a horror film. I didn’t see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Sardarji: Head Cleaner.
7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Sardarji:(crying) the doctor called, Mom’s dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend. (After 2 minutes) Sardarji cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Sardarji: my sister just called, her mom died too!
8) Sardarji ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague: Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Sardarji: That’s alright, me too…I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
9) Spelling lesson:
Sardarji’s Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful….is it one c or two c?
Sardarji: Make it three c to be sure!
Afno Kura ~ The Stupid Feelings 